Ban Game

First topic message reminder :

Here's a game that I've been willing to bring back, the Ban Game.
Basically, You ban the person above you for any reason you can think of.

Here's an example.

Player 1: Hi
Player 2: Banned for saying hi
Player 1: Banned, because I'm typing in an example

And it goes on, let's try and get some funny ones.

Banned for telling the user above himself to do something before he could have known it was possible.

Banned because he wasn't determined enough.

Banned because udnetrage

Banned because Kirby sucks.

Banned for the funky text

Banned for discriminating against funky text.

Banned because                                    

Banned because not enough fustic

Banned because your avatar doesn't have eyes.