Ban Game

First topic message reminder :

Here's a game that I've been willing to bring back, the Ban Game.
Basically, You ban the person above you for any reason you can think of.

Here's an example.

Player 1: Hi
Player 2: Banned for saying hi
Player 1: Banned, because I'm typing in an example

And it goes on, let's try and get some funny ones.

Banned for cheating to get coins

banned for (false) accusations

banned for unoriginal username

Banned for a confusing username.

Banned for once having the most confusing username ever.

BANNED BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TOO LONG!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT!!!  EVERYONE WHO HAS POSTED ON THIS BEFORE ME IS BANNED!!!!  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Banned because no krebs

Banned because no krabs.

Banned because most of you aren't going to enter ACE

Banned because fettuccine is the superior pasta.