Ban Game

First topic message reminder :

Here's a game that I've been willing to bring back, the Ban Game.
Basically, You ban the person above you for any reason you can think of.

Here's an example.

Player 1: Hi
Player 2: Banned for saying hi
Player 1: Banned, because I'm typing in an example

And it goes on, let's try and get some funny ones.

Banned because my pasta could beat your pasta up. Therefore, you are lying.

Banned for making me crave all forms of pasta

Banned because you crave for pasta - the food we should all be craving for are potatoes.

Banned for liking potatoes, which are disgusting

Banned for hating potatoes, which are good for you.

Banned because no one has posted in this thread for over three days

Banned because blaming me won't solve the problem.

banned because there is a problem

Banned because my water bottle is empty.

banned because my name is 24