Ban Game

First topic message reminder :

Here's a game that I've been willing to bring back, the Ban Game.
Basically, You ban the person above you for any reason you can think of.

Here's an example.

Player 1: Hi
Player 2: Banned for saying hi
Player 1: Banned, because I'm typing in an example

And it goes on, let's try and get some funny ones.

Banned because frogs

I HATE MY LIFE SO YOUR BANNED

now i ban myself for being immature

Banned because that creates a paradox!

Banned because that means I already created a paradox but you ban him for the same thing but not me.

Banned for making no sense

Banneded because Ack

Banned for leaving an extra "-ed"

Banned for coming up with a crappy excuse to ban me

Banned for bad language