Ban Game

First topic message reminder :

Here's a game that I've been willing to bring back, the Ban Game.
Basically, You ban the person above you for any reason you can think of.

Here's an example.

Player 1: Hi
Player 2: Banned for saying hi
Player 1: Banned, because I'm typing in an example

And it goes on, let's try and get some funny ones.

Banned because tomatoes (Which are vegetables!)

Banned because of Wario being stupid

Banned because you banned yourself

Banned because there was no rule against banning yourself

Banned for getting all meta about banning.

Banned for posting after it's been idle for one and a half months

banned for picking on a necromancer.

Banned for knowing magical arts, which is physically impossible

Banned for suddenly coming back (Welcome back!)

Banned for ignorance and assumption