Ban Game

First topic message reminder :

Here's a game that I've been willing to bring back, the Ban Game.
Basically, You ban the person above you for any reason you can think of.

Here's an example.

Player 1: Hi
Player 2: Banned for saying hi
Player 1: Banned, because I'm typing in an example

And it goes on, let's try and get some funny ones.

Banned becuase squares are better

banned for not being Glorious Rhombus Masterrace

Banned for not using your awesome gif avatar with wavy hair.

Banned for talking about wavy hair

Banned for hating on wavy hair.

Banned for talking about hair

Banned for mentioning something that we don't talk about.

Banned because you tried banning me with no reason.

Banned for false accusations.

Banned for being a dark pit clone