Ban Game

First topic message reminder :

Here's a game that I've been willing to bring back, the Ban Game.
Basically, You ban the person above you for any reason you can think of.

Here's an example.

Player 1: Hi
Player 2: Banned for saying hi
Player 1: Banned, because I'm typing in an example

And it goes on, let's try and get some funny ones.

Banned for using the 3DS browser

Banned for having a 3DS

Banned because EZ$$

Banned for not formally tagging me in your signature.

@Lune Banned for not visiting since 2012 or whenever
@Blakers Banned because he didn't need to

Banned because I'm back ((again), I will try to post more often, sorry) !!!

Banned because you didn't ban the person above or anyone else!

Banned for enforcing the rules

banned for half of 100 posts

@PKMNMaster Banned for not knowing that I was not enforcing the rules, but giving a reminder.
@Switch Banned because you didn't know that I'm one of the most frequent people here.